The Devil Makes Work For Idle Dictionaries! In this section we look at upcoming 21st century definitions for older words... You'll get the idea.

A

Abbotoir: Threesome in a place of worship.
Ailment: To deliberately drink alcohol.
Anabolism: Half hearted Canabolism.
Apartment: A deliberate separation.
Ascot: Horse racing track where horses jump wearing kilts.

B

Betamax: The absolute maximum number of B's in any particular word or phrase.
Bipolar: Anything covered in white fur is game.
Bootstrapping: Shoelaces.
Brainwave: A telepathic cry of hello.
Breadwinner: 1) A fortunate baker, 2) Someone who uses their loaf.
Broadside: An irregularly shaped obese person.
Brouhaha: Clown beer.

C

Cache: A quiche in Yorkshire.
Chipolata: A large amount of french fries.
Coffee: The amount a chemist charges for throat medicine.
Conserves: 1) A False waiter, 2) To be presented something by a prisoner.

D

Describe: To un write something.
Disassemble: To take apart a donkey.
Distort: A malformed dessert.

E

Ecology: The science of screams.
Euphonium: A confused teenager on their mobile.
Evolution: To send a message to a shrew type-creature using a computer.

F

Fillet au Fish: To increase the number of cod in the Irish Sea to the max.
Flawed: Knocked to the ground.
Fractal: A fraction that always gets picked for the basketball team.
Fragged: To be assaulted by a Fraggle.

G

Geek: Someone who is 80% Greek.

F

Haddock: Someone who priorly owned a boat mooring.
Harlequin: Multicoloured motorcycle.
Hedgehog: A possessive and greedy gardener.

I

Incandescent: Someone going over Niagara Falls in a metal barrel.
Inconsequential: A series of prisoners in numeric order.
Inflamatory: To set fire to a member of the Conservative party.
Insecurity: In the clink.
Intestine: A physical examination.

J

Jacuzzi: A Frenchman's sub-machine gun.
Jim-Jams: 1) Preserves made by an elderly gentleman, 2) A series of musical sessions done by James Brown.

K

Kill: J and L likely to catch something.

L

Legend: Where there is no where left to gain your footing.

M

Marsupial: An extraterrestrial starter course.
Medicine: An average sized cinema.
Meteor: Contains less bone than usual.

O

Omnipresent: To only get only one gift at Christmas
Orangutan: A spicy satsuma.
Overboard: Decidedly uninterested with what's going on around you.

P

Pandora's Box: Ladies cricket protective clothing.
Parallelogram: Medical instrument which checks your sides are going in the same direction.
Permanant: An ant with bleached hair.
Periscope: Instrument which allows you to see BBC 1 billions of miles away - In France.
Persuasive: A coercing wallet.
Phantasmagorical: A ghost that tells the future.
Piston: 1) Humilated, 2) Soaked during a thunderstorm.
Propaganda: An inanimate object who becomes a holy man of India.

Q

Quill: Its apparently contageous...

R

Raven: Large automobile owned by someone called Ray.
Remix: To stir again.
Repellant: 1) To fend of an ant attack, 2) An magnetically charged ant coming into contact with a field of similar polarity.
Retardant: A none too bright ant.
Rugby: A black and yellow striped carpet.

S

Sapling: A young idiot.
Semiquaver: Half a cheesy potato crisp.
Sham: A false piece of pork.
Sinew: To do something new and bad.
Spherical: An amusingly shaped circle.
Superbowl: Kryptonian crockery.

T

Telescope: Instrument which allows you to see BBC 1 billions of miles away.
Trigonometry: To analyse the equestrian style of the Lone Ranger.

U

Unconstatutional: To decide against going to the toilet.

V

Vile: Unpleasant archipelago.

W

Widget: 'What is it?' as said in a drunk Scottish accent.
Winsome: Opposite of lose some.

X

Xenophobia: Fear of xylophones and other precussion instruments.
Xmas: A previous Catholic service.

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